Kimosabi

Anonymous Asked:

I recently saw the Lone Ranger (new version) in which Tonto explains Kimosabi means "wrong brother". However in the old Lone Rangers I don't remember the Lone Ranger being the wrong brother, so what does kimosabi really mean? And if it really does mean wrong brother, then why did Tonto give this name to the Lone Ranger in the original series?

Whoever you are,

Originally when they were casting for the lone ranger they wanted to cast Clayton Moore (the original lone ranger) but he was dead so they couldn't cast him. So they wanted to go with the next best guy Viktor Hammer but he we not available, so the they went with his brother Armie Hammer whom is the wrong brother.

Pun

Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.





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Novel vs Book

M.H. brealey Asked:

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book? 

2. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 

3. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? 

4. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? 

5. Do penguins have knees? 

M.H. Brealey

1. A book, a written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers.
A novel, a fictitious prose narrative of book length, typically representing character and action with some degree of realism.

2. Old age is of the mind, so if you die when you think you are old (of natural causes) you die of old age.

3. I will answer with a question, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it does it still make a sound.


4. I answered this question in the Braille Olympics post.

5. Yes, penguins have knees there just hidden by feathers.

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