Happy Birthday

GEM Asked:

Dear Genius,
I was just wondering about birthdays. How/why was the tradition of blowing the candles out started? Before the "Happy Birthday" song was written, did people sing anything to the birthday person? Who instituted the idea of giving cards in recognition of the special day, and how did they come up with the idea? How long have people been celebrating birthdays? What were some of the earlier birthday traditions that we don't have anymore today?


GEM

The Greeks put candles on round cakes to make them glow like the moon, hoping to gain Artemis' (the god of the moon) favor. The candles were intended to carry the birthday wishes up to God (or the gods), along with the smoke.

Who said they had to sing anything?!

The Egyptians and the Chinese.

almost since the beginning of time.

There are not really any more or less traditions now then there was

And can someone please tell me who left this comment?

As far as pencils go, I know you have to use a #2 pencil on school for scantron tests because it makes it easiest for the machine to recognize your marks/answers.

Question: Hi Paul,

I hope things are going well for you. I haven't talked with you in forever so I assume you are knee-deep in work like the rest of us. The Xmas break will be good for all of us.
Mari

I have a philosophical math question that I hope you can shed some light on.

Is it important for:
students to memorize and use algorithms and logarithms to get an accurate solution
vs
constructing a unique process that reveals an accurate response using problem solving skills?

Pun

I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.



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Fire hydrants

Kelle asked:

Dear Tanner,
Why are fire hydrants different colors? In our town I have seen red, yellow, and green ones. What is the difference? {I feel somewhat cheated because you scammed Adam into telling you my question. :P }
Also,
Why do people favor number 2 pencils over number 1 or number 3.
Why do batteries skip from A to C?
Why do we call them Grandfather clocks?
Why does Hawaii have Interstate highways?
and
How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?


Kelle ;)

I hate to brake it to you Adam, but Court was right.
Fire hydrants are different colors so the firemen know what the water pressure is.

BLUE 1500 GPM or more Very good flows
GREEN 1000-1499 GPM Good for residential areas
ORANGE 500-999 GPM Marginally adequate
RED Below 500 GPM Inadequate

Question for you Kelle, do you favor number 2 pencils over 1 or 3?
The numbers on the pencils is the hardness of the graphite, so a number 1 is the softest therefore lt leaves the darkest and needs to be sharpened more often. And number 3 pencils have harder graphite and leave lighter marks, so number 2 pencils are in between and perfect.
So that is why people favor number 2 over 1 and 3.

Batteries do not skip from A to C, you just never hear about or see B batteries because they are not as common, however you can find B batteries from across the pond.

William Clement gave them the name long-case clocks, Henry Work wrote the song “My Grandfather’s Clock” and the name stuck.

Any highway built under the auspices of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 and funded by the federal governent is called an interstate highway, even if it doesn't cross state lines. As a matter of fact, there are many local routes that lie entirely within a single state funded by the Act.

It takes 2611 licks to get to the stick of a tootsie pop.

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Go ahead and ask their name

Someone Asked again:


When should you ask someone their name?


Well Someone,

It depends on how the conversation starts and is going. If you have a group of three or four you would introduce yourselves. If you enter into a conversation with a friend of your's and a friend of their's or someone they are just talking to, your friend should introduce you. If someone said something about someone at a party or something, you might walk up to them and ask them a question then you might get into a conversation, then you would ask them their name at the end or in the middle.
If you walk up to someone to just start a conversation you should tell them your name and they should tell you theirs. And to end if someone walks up to you, you should let them introduce themselves.




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Hey Look What I Found

How to fold a fitted sheet

 I can't have a post this short so here are some puns.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Tommy had a photographic memory that was never developed.

There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.

The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.




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Fireflies

Kelle Asked:

Dear Tanner,

Why are there not as many fireflies out as there was last year?
What's the square root of pi?
How do they make milk glass?
And,
Are you missing a green t-shirt? How about some Chick-Fil-A sunglasses? And some pink leggings that I found by the swing-set, that I'm assuming are Ember's? lol.

Until next time
Kelle :D


Kelle

Maybe because you weren't paying attention like last year, maybe they just moved on.

1.772453850905516

Milk glass components have changed over the years, but the process of making the glass remains relatively the same. Milk glass is made up of half silica, or sand, which is mixed with other chemicals and minerals to give it the milky color. The mixture is heated to a high temperature and melted to a liquid. This liquid is poured into metal molds and sealed until cool. When the molds are opened the glass pieces are shined and buffed, and some are hand painted.

puns

I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.




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Renee's gone crazy

Renee Asked:

Dear Tanner,

I just have one question I've been meaning to ask you. (Yes, just one question. I'm alllllmost a super genius too, but not quite.)

If I began eating myself, would I slowly start to double in weight or slowly start to disappear?

Yours truly,
Renee

ps- just to test your memory.... if 6+6+4+4=2, 8+8+8+8=? :D

Renee

You have to consume 3200 calories to gain a pound, so you would start to disappear and the fatter you are the longer it will take.

=8

Emma asked:

Why does your blood turn red, when it is blue?

"Snoopy"

Emma

Your blood turns red the moment it hits the air.

Pun

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.



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Math Problems

A friend Asked:

Mr. Mars lover,
Do firetrucks get in accidents?
What is the opposite of home?
Do sheep sleepwalk?
What is unique about a goats eyes?
Which barnyard animal's sound can echo?
What kind of paint do workers use to paint the street lines?
who invented the electric chair?
10*10*09*02*03*1*10*01/30+00*08*0*01-80=???

That is all,
Please allow my name to be unknown.

Thank you

Dear friend

Yes, firetrucks have accidents, all motorized vehicles have accidents.

The opposite of home is homeless?!

People sleepwalk, so why can't animals.

Goats rectangular pupils give them 320 to 340 degrees vision so they don't have to turn their heads to see around them.

Most of them it depends on were the farm is, like if it's by a cave most of them will echo, but if they are not by a cave only elephants will echo.

They don't use paint, they use polymer tape glued to the road.

Employees of Thomas Edison.

the answer is, -80

Pun

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.



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Just go to Sleep

Laura Asked:

*cheering for Mollie's plug for Owl City*

Questions:

If I'm so impossibly tired, why is it SO hard for me to go to bed at a decent time?!

If you could visit a planet, which would you choose, and what kind of cookies would you pack?

IS there really a way to neatly fold a fitted sheet? (I'm inclined to believe it's a mythical idea, impossible in real life)

Why doesn't my goose sing as loud as thy goose? (oh wait, that's a song, nevermind that.)

What's the best way to stop the hiccups?

May I have your chocolate bar?

[Laura out]

Laura and Mollie

The problem is I have never wrote a song, so know one knows.

Laura

You must have some sort of problem.

Mars, I would want to be the first. I would pack mint double stuff Oreo cookies, oatmeal cookies and girl scout thin mints, can't forget to bring milk.

It is impossible to fold a fitted sheet, as a matter of fact it is impossible for me to fold anything.

The best way to get rid of the hiccups is to drink water from the opposite side of a glass filled to the brim.

Ah, yes?

Never mind is two words

Kelle

Lapsarianism is the set of Calvinist doctrines describing the theoretical order of God's decree (in his mind, before Creation) in particular concerning the order of his decree for the fall of man and reprobation. The name of the doctrine comes from the Latin lapsus meaning fall


I just did an all nighter.



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Comic Relief

Tasha Asked:

You would probably be the 'comic relief' in those sports. I think you'd be good at that, and quite unique.

Why do people cry if they laugh too hard?

Do genius people know they are geniuses, or do they only think that from what others tell them?

Why are Guinea Pigs called Guinea Pigs when they do not come from Guinea and neither are they pigs?

What is the difference between being 'gifted' or a 'freak'?

How does music, if played a certain way, make us happy or sad, or excited or tired or some other emotion? Why do we get sick of some songs sooner than others? What makes some noises beautiful and others unbearably annoying?

Now, if you can answer these things for me then I won't have to spend ages trying to find the answers on Google.
Many thanks!
Tasha

P.S. I have one other question, it is to do with your style of writing. I looked up genius in my Webster Dictionary, this is what it said; "A high degree of mere aptitude" as original creative power, frequently working through the imagination, in contradistinction to a faculty for effective dealing with existent material' as the intuitve and spontaneous, in opposition to the merely disciplined and trained, over against what works in the main by rule and line.
In other words, shouldn't you use more words to your answers? So that we might broaden our puny minds and more completly comprehend the truth that you share with us? You might even teach me a few new words...

That is all.

Tasha

Wow so many questions.

People cry when they laugh too hard because when we laugh, we put pressure on the tear ducts in our eyes, which forces the tears to come out.

It depends on the genius, geniuses with down syndrome might not know, but a formidable genius like myself, know it.

Guinea pigs got their names from Guinea Africa, and they do come from guinea.

The definition of gifted:  a person with a special ability.
The definition of a freak:  a person with an unusual appearance or behavior.

It all as to do with the instruments used and the way it is played.

If you listen to one song more then another you would get sick of it sooner, unless it is a song I wrote.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" but ugliness is universal.

First of all Tasha blogger doesn't have a huge selection to choose from and nobody liked my first design.

yes I should, I will start that next post.
So ask more questions

misspelled words;

intuitve
completly

Pun

After hearing the case of the woman who folded her clothes wrong, the jury had no choice but to hanger.



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Computer

Diana Asked:

why does Kelle not know how to use a computer?

Diana

Maybe because she has a sony computer, maybe because she is a librarian, maybe because she is always making me cookies and maybe because she is your sister.




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Braille Olympics

Kelle Asked:


Dear Mr. Incredible, Flynnigan Rider, Eugene Fitzherbert, Dr. Einstein (or was that Timmy's name?), and Mr. Super-duper Genius,

Why do drive-through ATM's have braille keypads?

What is Supralapsarianism? And what is the difference between Infralapsarianism?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If you had the opportunity, would you compete in the 2012 Summer Olympics, and what you compete in?


Sincerely,
your bestest friend. ;)

Kelle

Because it would be offensive NOT to have it.
Also because blind drivers can't see the numbers.

Nothing, there are just different ways of saying it.

of course.

It isn't in the script.

Because they want you to be Broker then you started.

High jump, Volley ball beach and indoor, Trampoline, 100 and 200 meter sprint, Badminton, Tennis, Table tennis, Archery, Diving, Weightlifting, Fencing, Judo, Swimming, Taekwondo, SYNCHRONIZED Swimming.

Pun

He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident.


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Blog Blog Crying About Hamburgers

Gem Asked:

Hey Tanner,
I have a few questions.
1. Why did you want to be quoted on my blog?
2. Are you pleased with the quotes that did end up on my blog?
3. If you're a super genius, how come you skipped that one question about crying underwater that someone asked a few posts back?
4. (and this is something I was asking my sister yesterday before I knew there was a super genius to turn to with questions of this sort) If hamburgers are made with beef and not ham, why are they called hamburgers and not beef burgers?


Gem

1. Because my awesomeness is deprived by not being on other peoples blogs.

2. No. it is like being stung by a wasp on my tongue, it kills!!

3. I completely forgot, I'am surprised no one else caught that. So any who, of course you can cry underwater.

4. Hamburgers originated from Hamburg Germany as beef burgers/pattys, and the -er at the end of hamburger is a noun in Germany meaning "from", so if you put Hamburg and er together what do you get? You get hamburger.


Suave naturals


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Hail and Bananas in National Geographic's

Taurus Asked:

So, Mr. Genius.

How was hail measured before golf balls were invented?

How, when, and why did the banana become the universal slipping agent?

Why do so many people save National Geographics and then never look at them again?

~Taurus (the bull)

Taurus

The size of hail was measured by strawberries.

During a comedy show someone accidentally throw in a banana peel into a recording and the actor tripped on it and it stuck, in the 1950s, because it is hilarious.

Because maybe someday they might be worth some money.


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Shampoo

laura Asked:

Tanner, I love your explanation for winking!! I'm pretty sure I've played that game at some point... only, I think we used poking or something instead of winking. Still, it was awesome to get "killed" and drop dramatically to the floor. 

Taralyn, that's the best tongue twister I've heard in a million years... *tongue in knots*

Ooooookay. I just spent way too long reading your previous posts and feeding your annoyingly-addictive fish. 0=]

Questions for you, Tanner-le-Genius!

If the queen of England comes to my house for lunch tomorrow, what should I serve her?

Why are there never the same number of hots dogs in a package as there are hot dog buns in a package?

What's your favorite kind of shampoo?

Over and out,
Laura L.

Laura

Well you should have asked Rory.

How are you supposed to play that game if you have to poke the person? then the other people playing would see you do it then they will arrest you.

And it can't be the best tongue twister you have heard of in a million years because neither you or the world been around for a million years.

Caviar on a hot dog bun with a side of Doritos.

What are you talking about!? (the incredibles quote), at wal-mart they have eight buns in a package and eight hot dogs in a package

No comment.


And geniuses never lie!

And Tasha, I would tell your dad.

Caleb, send me your favorite photo and maybe I could come up with something.

Pun

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.



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Styrofoam

Someone I don't know Asked:


When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't legally drink and drive?

10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 = 10! Is it possible?


Before I start, all I ask is that you please leave at least your first name.


When a company ships styrofoam they ship it in a box.


One factor is the way the tiny fibers grow on each strand of wool. As a sheep’s hair grows out of its back, the fibers of each strand, which are scaly, point out towards the same direction. However, when wool gets woven together into a sweater, all of these strands and their fibers suddenly point into many different directions! When the wool gets wet and then dries, the fibers that point in opposite directions latch on to each other and lock closer together, meaning all the strands of wool pull together tighter than before, and your wool sweater shrinks up!


The other factor that helps a sheep to keep his or her coat from shrinking is lanolin, an oily substance produced naturally by sheep. The lanolin keeps the scaly wool fibers slick and helps prevent them from locking together!

The reason they ask for your drivers license is to verify your age.

Definitely it can be true...that is the exact definition of 10! The exclamation point after a number means "factorial", which means find the product of all the positive integers from 1 to the number in front of !

So:
3! = 3*2*1
4! = 4*3*2*1

And what you wrote is true.

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Tasha Asked:

Ah, such brilliance.
Why do stars twinkle?
Why do people wink?
Where IS the 'any' key?
Tasha

Tasha

Stars twinkle because they are big burning balls of gas. Now try and say that ten times fast.

And the reason I wink is to kill people, I was playing a game called killer and you had to wink at people to kill them.

Now there is the 'any' key.

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Micro Freeze

Jonathan Asked:

Mr. Wonderful,

What do you call a microwave that freezes something?

A smaller genius,
J.M


Jonathan,


My guess is....... A micro freeze or a freeze wave.



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OK

Jonathan Asked:

Mr. Smarty,

When you watch a movie with captions on, why do they make OK all caps?

Jonathan

First the origin of OK.

Mid 19th century , OK is probably an abbreviation of "orl korrect" a humorous form of all correct. It was then popularized as a slogan during President Van Buren's re-election campaign of 1840; his nickname Old Kinderhook (derived from his birthplace) provided the initials.

So to answer your question,

The reason OK should be capitalized is because OK is taken from initials.

Pun

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.



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Rungs, Eskimos, DNA and Sliced bread.

Rory Asked:



bah. there was a typo in my last comment that completely messed up the question. this is why I should not attempt logical communication after 2300 hours. let's try this again...

1. a 15 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. the rungs are 1 foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6.5 inches per hour. how long will it be until three rungs are covered?

2. eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. why not?

3. during the replication of deoxyribonucleic acid, the nucleotide thymine forms a hydrogen bond with its correspondent base adenine. in the transcription process involving ribonucleic acid, however, thymine is replaced by uracil. why is this?

4. what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

okay. goodnight, genius.

Rory

I will try my best to make this as simple as possible

1. Never because the boat rises with the tide.

2. Eskimos live in the northern hemisphere, The top part. And penguins in the southern
hemisphere, The bottom part.

3. The replacement of thymine for uracil in DNA protects the DNA from attack and maintains the fidelity of DNA replication.

4. Fire, just plane old bread, the knife, individually wrapped cheese slices, I could go on.

Pun

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

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4th of july

Jonathan Asked:

Mr. Genius,

If a car is going the speed of light, what would happen if he turned on his headlights?

Jonathan

Diana Asked:

Hello Super Genus,

I have a question that I know only a super genus can answer.

1. How do fireworks change different colors?
2. How do they make firework that look sparkly?

~Diana

Jonathan,

The light bulb would glow, and whatever room there is off to the side it would fill it in and stop.

Diana,

1. Fireworks are made with different kinds of metals to control the heat, And controlling the heat means controlling the color

2. fireworks are sparkly because they are fire, hence the name fireworks.

Pun.

It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.




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Someone

Bree Asked:

Dear Genius,

What a relief to know that there is a wise person like you in the world. Your willingness to educate the ignorant masses is magnanimous.

I have four questions for you.
1. Why is it that you only recently graduated as a Doctor of Geniusness?
2. What is my great, great, great, great grandfather's name?
3. What color is my pet guinea pig?
4. What time did I go to bed on Friday, June 22, 2012?

Sincerely, someone

Next comment.

This is from Someone.

I have another question. What is happening in the world, when a person is not allowed to comment anonymously? But instead must reveal their identity to the world that they are someone who turns to geniuses online to answer their questions. (What will my friends think of me?)

:sniff: Fine. Be that way. I will use my online name.

Same questions.

Sincerely, Bree

Bree that is what online name are for, besides your friends are asking questions.

1. because a doctorate is the highest degree to graduate from.

2. James.

3. like Adam said "I think he said super genius......not super creep......." How I'm I supposed to know what color your guinea pig is, if I've never seen it.


3. And how I'm I supposed to know what time you went to bed.




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No name

Whoever left this question, I can't answer unless you leave your name.


Dear Genius,

What a relief to know that there is a wise person like you in the world. Your willingness to educate the ignorant masses is magnanimous.

I have four questions for you.
1. Why is it that you only recently graduated as a Doctor of Geniusness?
2. What is my great, great, great, great grandfather's name?
3. What color is my pet guinea pig?
4. What time did I go to bed on Friday, June 22, 2012?

Sincerely, someone

And for the rest of you who don't leave your name, I won't answer your questions either.

Thank you.





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Puns

Nobody Asked:

The adopted twins

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

 He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

The hungry lion

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Pun contest

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.



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Adam

Adam Asked:

What percentage of oxygen in our atmosphere is produced by vegetation? 

How many gallons of water (approximately) can a average human consume in one day? 

Adam M.

Adam

All the oxygen in the atmosphere is produced by plants.

You can drink two and a half gallons a day (approximately).

Adam, you have a grammar mistake. When you use a word that starts with a vowel, you use the article "an" not "a".   http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/540/01/

I found this a useful article.

Keep them coming, the questions, I mean.





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Dreams

Anonymous Asked:

If you have 6 black socks, 4 blue socks, 8 brown socks, and 2 red socks in your sock drawer, what is the minimum number if socks that you need to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you cry under water?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Five, Because there are four colors so grabbing four would mean you might grab one of each, So a fifth would guarantee that you grab a pair.

No because there are bugs without wings and they are not called walks.

The reason people are vegetarians is because the animals are abused and they don't want that, And animal crackers are not abused, So they can eat animal crackers.

People who are born blind have dreams and they can sometimes see them, But most blind people can only hear their dreams.

One more thing..... I would like to know who is asking me these good questions, Can I have a name?






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Feeding Fish

Taralyn Asked:

How much food are you supposed to feed pet fish? Do fish die if they eat too much? 

btw, uh..I fed your fish. I hope they survive the night.

May I suggest you post a list of fish feeding tips?

(why am I wasting time asking a genius stupid questions?)

Taralyn

Enough. Of course fish die if they eat to much.
They will survive the night, even if they don't get food.

Feed the fish as often as possible.
uh...... that's it.

It is good to ask questions, And besides it gives me something to write about.
keep the questions coming, But this time make them good ones, Make them sophisticated.





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long Beautiful Hair

Tasha Asked:

Which is worst; dirty long hair or dirty short hair? Why are Bumble Bees called bumble bees and where does imagination come from?
Also, with your smart chart, is ten or one the smartest? What did you eat for dinner?
Can you find the speling mistake??? Do you like questions, or are you just being kind to the ignorant masses??
I'll shut up now.
Tasha

Tasha
Of course dirty long hair is worse, But long hair in general is bad, On guys. Mwhahahahaha
Because Adam called them bumble bees DUH.
And imagination comes from your brain,
And the smart chart ten is the smartest.
And for dinner, I had chicken and rice, Chicken is a brain food or is that fish?
O never mind.
I love questions.

And the spelling mistake is;
Speling
And worst is not used properly.



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Three Questions Answered

Kelle Asked:

Tanner, 

I have three questions for you, 

Why are fish not able to survive in distilled water?
Why do eggs become hard when boiled? And..
Since clouds contain tiny water droplets, why are rainbows not permanently present? 

-Kelle :D


Kelly ;) ;) Inside joke.

Fish can't survive in fresh water because there is no salt and not enough minerals.
And the reason egg become hard, Is the hot water cooks it, Just like when you make scrambled eggs.
sthat vwas an eazy vone.
And the reason rainbows are not permanent in clouds is because rainbows come after the rain,
So because it didn't rain you are not going to see the rain.

Questions


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Change the world!

Anonymous Asked:

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?


Anonymous,

If  I changed anything in history everyone would have to go back and relearn it.
And if I changed history, things wouldn't be the way they are and I wouldn't have met all the people I now know.





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Frisbee man

Caleb Asked:

Should a genius drink GATORADE before playing frisbee or after 

Me or A.K.A Frisbee Man 
Lol

Caleb
Have you not seen the billboards on the very long highways.
There are three kinds of GATORADE, Prime, Perform, Recover.
So to answer your question, you drink it before, During, And after.

You are not the frisbee man I'am.




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My IQ

Tanner, 

You are an Enterpriser

Your Cognitive Strengths are Speed and Memory

As an Enterpriser, you are quick, bright, and tactical. You're good at thinking on your feet and can remember important details to help you quickly come to a decision. Enterprisers are natural leaders and can execute a plan rapidly and accurately.

My IQ

109


http://www.lumosity.com/
What Is Yours?



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Tough Tommy

Kelle Asked:

Tanner! you have a blog! Happy Day! :D

So my question for you is,[actually I have two questions]: What if Tough Tommy's goat ate up half your garden?

and..
What if you were hiking across Africa with your little brother and you met a lion as big as a house?


The end. ;)

p.s. I like the fish!

Kelle

if Tough Tommy's goat ate half MY garden I would sue Tough Tommy for a billion dollars.
Then I would have Tough Tommy's goat, forced to regurgitate, Everything he ate. 
Then I would make a salad.

But I don't have a garden, So I can't now can I?
Lots of applause, Thank you Thank you, More applause, No please stop I mean it STOP.  

And Kelle There is no such thing as a lion as big as a house, So don't be ridiculous.
Then all applause five more minutes.





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Gas Stations

Anonymous Asked:


Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


Yes they are afraid someone will clean them,
And at the Gas Station they have this thing called a popularity contest 
and the clerk to get the most people to ask for the key wins.
And they win $5.00.
that is why they lock the Gas Station Bathroom





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misspelled

Taralyn Asked:

Is that all a geniOus ever dus is corect peeples speling miztakes?

As a matter of fact Taralyn
if I don't pick up all the misspelled words
then I wouldn't be a Genius.


Misspelled words:
GeniOus
Dus
corect
Peeples
Speling
Miztakes


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Fish names part 2

Taralyn Asked:

Fish names:

                     Color

Tanner          Blue
Isaac             Orange
Sho               Yellow
Albert           Red
Louis            Green
Plato             Black
Aristotle        Background blue
socrates        Gray
galileo          Turquoise
Johannes      Red Orange



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Getting sick

Tasha Asked:

I think they are cat fish. Since they like the mouse.
Ok, I have a question.
When one feels sick from eating disgusting "chocolate" covered peanuts, and who then tries to wash them down with a three glasses of warm goat milk and a tomato, and who now wants to go curle-up somewhere dark to die...what should this person do to feel better?
Please answer quick! Or I XP soon.
Tasha

First of all Tasha they are dog fish,

The reason they are attracted to the mouse is when the mouse appears

they think cat fish are around. And they eat cat fish.

Tasha
I would regurgitate it.
now isn't that an awesome word?

Tasha asked another Question


P.S.

I voted your blog as 'Bed' since that is where I should be at the moment.
Now, good night. Hopefully I'll be alive to say 'good morning'.
How whould you go about sueing a company who uses fake chocolate and stale peanuts mixed in a toxic concoction of cemicals and sugar...they should put a warning on the package, "Eat this and you'll expire before the date on this bag" or something like that.
Ok. I'm going to bed now.
Good bye.
Tasha

P.P.S. Pease enjoy my creative spelling skills. I might have been excerising them unawares...

Tasha

You can't vote that my blog is "bed" just because your "bed",

I asked how is my blog not you.

And the way I would go about suing a company is,

I would become a judge and hire an attorney and a fake prosecute hit man,

and then I would sue the company for all the money they have and make them go bankrupt,

And then I would retire.

misspelled words: 

 whould

sueing

cemicals

Pease

excerising

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Fish

Fish names coming soon



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Answer to Question

Taralyn Asked:

I have a Q, Mr. Awesome Genius.

Why is there not a picture of you?

I think we all could benifit from seeing what a Genius is supposed to LOOK like.

Sincerely,
A Fan


p.s. I like your fish. Do they have names? That's another one for you, Mr. Genious.

First of all Taralyn.
you do not spell genius with an o.
And you only spell benefit with one i and two e's.


And here is a picture of a genius!
actually multiple pictures.

Albert Einstein

Isaac Newton

Sho Yano


And



Tanner Peterson




P.S. spell check is a simple fix






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my credentials

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