Friday, April 4, 2014

Just Twelve

John Asked:

John ....if you take the numbers 1 - 24 how many number combinations will you get if you pick just 12 of them


John,

The answer is,
39,916,800
Thirty nine million nine hundred sixteen thousand eight hundred

Pun


A man walks into a doctor's office and asks the doctor to inspect his leg. The man says, "Here, put your ear to my knee."

The doctor puts his ear to the man's knee and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have five bucks, just five bucks?"

The doctor steps back in horror, and the man says, "I know, but it gets worse. Put your ear to my shin."
The doctor puts his ear to the man's shin and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten bucks?"

Once again, the doctor stands up, very perplexed. The man then says, "If that surprises you, put your ear to my ankle." The doctor puts his ear to the man's ankle and hears oh so faintly, "Come on, can I have twenty bucks, just twenty bucks?"

The doctor then stands up and says, "Well, I can I make just one conclusion. Your leg is broke in three places."




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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Doshamosa-Teri

Flakitaaa Asked:

Hi Genius!
I have a massive geography curiosity that plain google has been unable to solve!
Apparently there is a place called Doshamosa-Teri somewhere on earth, can you find out where this actually is please? Thank you very much in advance!

Flakitaaa,

I have come to the conclusion that no such place exist on earth, sorry to disappoint.

Einstein's Riddle


Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world's population would NOT be able to solve it.

Are you a part of that 98%?

There are 5 houses that are each a different color.

There is a person of a different nationality in each house.

The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink.

The question is. "Who has the fish?"

CLUES

1. The British man lives in the red house.

2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.

3. The Danish man drinks tea.

4. The green house is to the left of the white house.

5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.

6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.

7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat.

11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill.

12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.

15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbor that drinks water.

Do you think you are in the top 2% of the world's population?



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Thursday, March 6, 2014

For Five Year Olds

Someone Asked:

Can you explain this to me like I'm 5:
moderate ethanol consumption results in higher levels of antiviral cytokines and an expression profile of microRNAs linked to CD8 T cell differentiation.

person,

Small amounts of alcohol drinking means higher levels of virus attacking cells that split apart, and the measurement of the movement of thousands of genes at once, to create a worldwide picture of cells functions of non-coding genes connected to a kind of white blood cell that kills cancer cells, cells that are infected (particularly with viruses), or cells that are damaged in other ways.





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Thursday, February 6, 2014

New Years

Caleb Asked:

Why do we celebrate new years?? I'm mean, I love it & its a ton of fun. but why?

-Caleb

Caleb,

There is not really any reason why we celebrate new years, other then it to be another day to get off work, party, get a hangover, gain a few pounds and stay up late.

Joke


A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”



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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Electric Slide

Lofty Asked:

In Electricity, Do electrons move from one group of atoms that have to many to a group that has to few OR is it a charge that flows thru the circuit without "physical" movement? btw... We don't' know is an acceptable if disappointing answer..:)


Lofty,

Electrons do move from atom to atom by jumping from one atom's orbit to another and so on.

Riddle


What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?




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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Don't Say It

Diana Asked:

Hey Tanner,

1. What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?

2. Who invented the artificial Christmas tree?

3. How did President William Henry Harrison die?

4. Who invented the game of Frisbee?

Your friend, Diana


Diana,

The answers are,

1. Silence.

2. No one in particular, it was the whole German country who invented it.

3. Sepsis Pneumonia.

4. The greeks, the Disney movie Hercules does not specify one person.

Riddle


What is it that after you take away the whole, there is some remaining?


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Thursday, November 7, 2013

360 Degrees

Ash Asked:

Why are there 360 degrees in a circle?


Dear Ash,

At the beginning of the invention of the wheel, they started with a triangle, then they added another corner and produced a square, then they added another corner and produced a pentagon, that went on until they produced a shape with 359 sides (Trihectapentacontakaiennea), then they put on another corner and it came out as a circle and they got the wheel, so a circle has 360 corners aka 360 degrees.


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