Sunday, August 12, 2012

Math Problems

A friend Asked:

Mr. Mars lover,
Do firetrucks get in accidents?
What is the opposite of home?
Do sheep sleepwalk?
What is unique about a goats eyes?
Which barnyard animal's sound can echo?
What kind of paint do workers use to paint the street lines?
who invented the electric chair?
10*10*09*02*03*1*10*01/30+00*08*0*01-80=???

That is all,
Please allow my name to be unknown.

Thank you

Dear friend

Yes, firetrucks have accidents, all motorized vehicles have accidents.

The opposite of home is homeless?!

People sleepwalk, so why can't animals.

Goats rectangular pupils give them 320 to 340 degrees vision so they don't have to turn their heads to see around them.

Most of them it depends on were the farm is, like if it's by a cave most of them will echo, but if they are not by a cave only elephants will echo.

They don't use paint, they use polymer tape glued to the road.

Employees of Thomas Edison.

the answer is, -80

Pun

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.



Posted by Tanner Peterson
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2 comments:

  1. Dear Tanner,

    I just have one question I've been meaning to ask you. (Yes, just one question. I'm alllllmost a super genius too, but not quite.)

    If I began eating myself, would I slowly start to double in weight or slowly start to disappear?

    Yours truly,
    Renee

    ps- just to test your memory.... if 6+6+4+4=2, 8+8+8+8=? :D


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  2. Why does your blood turn red, when it is blue?

    "Snoopy"

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