Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Just go to Sleep

Laura Asked:

*cheering for Mollie's plug for Owl City*

Questions:

If I'm so impossibly tired, why is it SO hard for me to go to bed at a decent time?!

If you could visit a planet, which would you choose, and what kind of cookies would you pack?

IS there really a way to neatly fold a fitted sheet? (I'm inclined to believe it's a mythical idea, impossible in real life)

Why doesn't my goose sing as loud as thy goose? (oh wait, that's a song, nevermind that.)

What's the best way to stop the hiccups?

May I have your chocolate bar?

[Laura out]

Laura and Mollie

The problem is I have never wrote a song, so know one knows.

Laura

You must have some sort of problem.

Mars, I would want to be the first. I would pack mint double stuff Oreo cookies, oatmeal cookies and girl scout thin mints, can't forget to bring milk.

It is impossible to fold a fitted sheet, as a matter of fact it is impossible for me to fold anything.

The best way to get rid of the hiccups is to drink water from the opposite side of a glass filled to the brim.

Ah, yes?

Never mind is two words

Kelle

Lapsarianism is the set of Calvinist doctrines describing the theoretical order of God's decree (in his mind, before Creation) in particular concerning the order of his decree for the fall of man and reprobation. The name of the doctrine comes from the Latin lapsus meaning fall


I just did an all nighter.



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3 comments:

  1. Yes. Yes, I do have a problem. But I already knew that.

    haha, I love how you give more details about the cookies than any single other thing... ;P

    Awesomesauce, I'm holding you to your words next time you have a chocolate bar!!

    All-nighters are the bomb. High time I had another myself.

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  2. Mr. Mars lover,

    Do firetrucks get in accidents?
    What is the opposite of home?
    Do sheep sleepwalk?
    What is unique about a goats eyes?
    Which barnyard animal's sound can echo?
    What kind of paint do workers use to paint the street lines?
    who invented the electric chair?
    10*10*09*02*03*1*10*01/30+00*08*0*01-80=???

    That is all,
    Please allow my name to be unknown.

    Thank you

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  3. Whoever Laura or Laura/Mollie is... I'M feeling like a genius now because I DO know of a way to neatly fold fitted sheets. If you REALLY want to know I went and found a youtube link that can show you the best way I've found for neatly folding fitted sheets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

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