I can't have a post this short so here are some puns.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
Tommy had a photographic memory that was never developed.
There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.
The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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A: Red paint.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Posted by Tanner Peterson
And not by
I knew how to fold a fitted sheet! My mamma taught me :-)
ReplyDeletehahaha... awesome. ;)
ReplyDeleteTaralyn, your mamma taught me too. I remember being in the lounge and her showing me.
ReplyDelete~Bree
Perfect Tanner, you now have a new job!!,
ReplyDeleteMom
When should you ask someone their name?
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