Whoever left this question, I can't answer unless you leave your name.
Dear Genius,
What a relief to know that there is a wise person like you in the world. Your willingness to educate the ignorant masses is magnanimous.
I have four questions for you.
1. Why is it that you only recently graduated as a Doctor of Geniusness?
2. What is my great, great, great, great grandfather's name?
3. What color is my pet guinea pig?
4. What time did I go to bed on Friday, June 22, 2012?
Sincerely, someone
And for the rest of you who don't leave your name, I won't answer your questions either.
Thank you.
Posted by Tanner Peterson
Lol!
ReplyDeletefirst off, I just have to say that I had a really hard time getting to your blog. mainly because I legit thought you said "Ask A Stupid Genius" when you yelled it at me from across the volleyball field.
ReplyDeleteokay. question time.
1. a 15 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. the rungs are 1 foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6.5 inches per hour. how long will it be until three rungs are covered?
2. eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. why not?
3. during the genetic replication of a strand of DNA, why does uracil replace thymine as the base pair for adenine?
4. what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
bah. there was a typo in my last comment that completely messed up the question. this is why I should not attempt logical communication after 2300 hours. let's try this again...
ReplyDelete1. a 15 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. the rungs are 1 foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6.5 inches per hour. how long will it be until three rungs are covered?
2. eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. why not?
3. during the replication of deoxyribonucleic acid, the nucleotide thymine forms a hydrogen bond with its correspondent base adenine. in the transcription process involving ribonucleic acid, however, thymine is replaced by uracil. why is this?
4. what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
okay. goodnight, genius.
I'm looking forward to this!
ReplyDeleteTasha
Looking forward to what?
ReplyDeleteThe genius
This is from Someone.
ReplyDeleteI have another question. What is happening in the world, when a person is not allowed to comment anonymously? But instead must reveal their identity to the world that they are someone who turns to geniuses online to answer their questions. (What will my friends think of me?)
:sniff: Fine. Be that way. I will use my online name.
Same questions.
Sincerely, Bree
Hello Super Genus,
ReplyDeleteI have a question that I know only a super genus can answer.
1. How do fireworks change different colors?
2. How do they make firework that look sparkly?
~Diana
I'm looking forward to reading your answers to Rory's questions. Which, for that matter, I'm getting impatient for.
ReplyDeleteTasha
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ReplyDeleteThat's right I'am going to make you wait for it.
ReplyDeleteThe genius